Comments on: Storing Your Sexy Stuff

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 19 Jul 2013 17:59:17 +0000

I know this was posted last year, but I had to share. While we were moving to our current house last year, my father-in-law looked down in a box that was open in our living room and found one of our…ahem…restraint-type items. And then, because he has NO shame – he picked ’em up and showed MY HUSBAND’S GRANDMOTHER! (How that got in that box, I’ll never know – it certainly wasn’t supposed to be in there!) I don’t think she realized what they were, though, but my father-in-law STILL brings it up to embarrass me. (My husband’s family is very open with one another…)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:32:03 +0000

More than a year later, I'm reading this post and I'm cracking up. J, I love your writing. You have an excellent sense of humour. Whenever I read your posts I'm always blessed (been reading since January 2013.

My daughter is only three+ years so we are not yet totally concerned about hiding stuff from her as yet. You've provided some great ideas though. I need to put some in place as I have some nosy relatives and in-laws. God bless you J.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 08 Mar 2013 20:14:01 +0000

Ah, great post even if I am a bit late.
Just fyi…hobby lobby has boxes, (like cigar boxes) that look like old vintage books. we have one that lays flat on the open shelf of our night stand. It’s dark colored and really not visible.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 20:00:52 +0000

I have tons of purses but a certain black with polka dots contains a few interesting items 🙂

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sat, 02 Mar 2013 03:35:20 +0000

My husband and I don’t have kids yet so we haven’t really had to worry about keeping things hidden. The drawer in my nightstand has always worked well….that is until my friend’s 4 year old son happened to be spending the night with us and opened “the drawer”. He pulled out a battery operated toy and said “what’s this”? Talk about 50 shades….my face probably went 50 shades of red….as did my husband’s. I quickly grabbed it and told him it was one of the dog’s toys. He accepted that answer and nothing else was said, until the next time he came over and wanted to go to my bedroom to get Max’s toy! That’s when we started putting them where little hands can’t reach them!

By: Megan

Megan — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 20:05:58 +0000

I’m with Madalyn, I was pretty curious as a kid but somehow the thought never crossed my mind to poke around Mom and Dad’s room. Now with my wedding approaching in less than 4 weeks I was discussing buying a couple of books on intimacy recommended to my fiance and I at premarital counseling and Mom said “oh I think I have that one!”. I was surprised because as an avid bookworm I had seen every book in my mother’s room…or so I thought. I don’t know where she hid them but apparently she had a whole stash of books and I’m sure numerous other items that I never saw. 🙂 We will be living next door to his parents after the first six months and it has been discussed leaving a key with her when we leave for our honeymoon as she would like to stock our fridge for us for when we return…but I’m more mischievous I guess because I rather like wondering what her face would look like if she found anything in the apartment while we are gone?

By: Madalynn Carrigan

Madalynn Carrigan — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 20:51:14 +0000

I'm getting married in two weeks (even on the internet I like to tell EVERYONE) and I have been contemplating where all of this private things will need to be hidden.
I never found any of my parents "things" until I was older and at one point I asked my mom "Do you REALLY wear that?!" And she very honestly said "Yes I do! Why shouldn't I? Your Daddy likes it and thinks I look amazing in it."

This is some food for thought though. While I wouldn't care if my mom every found any of those things, my mother in law finding them might send me into a tizzy. :)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 19:44:36 +0000

We have recently started looking for discreet ways of keeping our supplies hidden but readily accessible. Our daughter is now getting old enough that it is time to do something, so seeing this post was great timing.
We use olive or coconut oil for lube and I got the idea of pouring it into an old (and thoroughly washed out) Biofreeze pain reliever spray bottle. It looks much less conspicuous on the night stand than a big oil bottle and has the added benefit of allowing for application with out getting our hands all oily.
On the other hand, we once had a problem with my father-in-law coming in our room to borrow items like the flashlight I keep on the night stand. We talked with him about it but he apparently couldn't respect that he was crossing a personal boundary. My solution, I intentionally left a couple of fairly tame but obvious toys out next to the flashlight. Problem solved.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Fri, 08 Feb 2013 01:32:52 +0000

I am blessed all my children are grown and my daughters and I talk openly about this stuff now that they are married. So it will not be an issue if I should pass, they would get rid of it for me.

By: Jenny

Jenny — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 19:21:03 +0000

We’re probably not going to have children, so thankfully that will most likely never be an issue….although there was the time that my mom cleaned out our fridge and she found edible body icing, which was kind of embarrassing/funny. I do keep the lube hidden in a drawer underneath all my silkies. We normally don’t need it unless it’s a day of multiple….encounters, but it’s good to have it on hand.

We don’t have any bc to keep hidden, though – my birth control pills have worked solo for the past nine years, never had a problem. They’re 99.9% effective – really the only reason that a woman will get pregnant while on the pill is if she forgets to take it a few times.