The one song we have loved for this kind of thing is “Lovin, Touchin, Squeezin” by Journey. We think it has the perfect tempo changes in the song… Starts out slow then picks up at the end 🙂

Consider Peter Cetera’s Glory of Love – first lines “Tonight it’s very clear/as we’re both lying here/There’s so many things I wanna say…”

Maybe there’s something here – ensure he’s “laid like tile” to borrow a term from Red Pill marriage blogs out there… well – it’s something I long for if I ever marry…

Oh – another artist – Huey Lewis and the News.

Alluded to the snack/simple meal/all-out Masterchef type of thing.

Cordon Bleu chefs are those with Michelin stars – you know – the top flight ones. References were made to satin sheets – so I’d imagine that would be the “send the kids to relatives, switch the phones off, really BASK in each other”. Sexual equivalent to going to El Bulli or the Fat Duck – or having a Heston Blumenthal type cook for you.

Snacks would be quickies, push-hubby-against-the-wall-for-blowjob, sex in the shower, over the back of the sofa, etc etc..

The blogger was writing about hubbies going about 4 days between NEEDING sex… IIRC..

But what is a “Cordon Bleu sexual meal”?