2023 Cruise Registration

Please complete ALL fields in the following form. The first section involves information about the wife (ladies first), and the second is about the husband. After that, you’ll be asked about your cruise preferences and to agree to the T&Cs.

Within 1-2 days from submitting the form, you should receive confirmation along with payment instructions. Thank you!

WIFE’s Full Name (as it appears on passport)
Wife’s Birthdate
Wife’s Citizenship (must match passport)
HUSBAND’s Full Name (as it appears on passport)
Husband’s Birthdate
Husband’s Citizenship (must match passport)
Contact Email
How many years have you been married?
What is your room preference?
All prices include the couple’s room, ship-included meals, taxes, fees, and prepaid gratuities, plus conference costs.

What is your primary reason for attending the Hot, Holy & Humorous cruise?

How did you hear about the Hot, Holy & Humorous cruise?
Terms & Conditions

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Terms and Conditions


Hot, Holy & Humorous reserves the right to cancel the event up to 70 days before the retreat date.

If Attendee should need to cancel for any reason, Attendee must give 160 days’ notice. If Attendee cancels within 160 days, Attendee is responsible for 75% of the cost of their total retreat cost. If Attendee participates in the Quarterly Payment Plan and misses any payments or cancels at any time, Attendee understands that all payments are forfeit. If Attendee cancels within 70 days of retreat date, Attendee is responsible for 100% of the cost of the cruise ticket + retreat.

Force Majeure

Neither party hereto will be liable or responsible to the other for any loss or damage or for any delays or failure to perform due to causes beyond its reasonable control including, but not limited to, acts of God, strikes, epidemics, war, riots, civil unrest, flood, fire, tsunami, volcano, sabotage, air space closure, ground stop(s), a U.S. Department of State Travel Warning or any other circumstances of like character (“force majeure occurrence”).


Attendee agrees to indemnify and hold J. Parker and respective officers, agents, and employees free and harmless from all liability, loss, damage, costs, and all other claims for expenses asserted against any of them which may arise from injuries to persons or property occasioned by the intentional or negligent acts or omissions of Attendee or representatives.