Please complete ALL fields in the following form. The first section involves information about the wife (ladies first), and the second is about the husband. After that, you’ll be asked about your cruise preferences and to agree to the T&Cs.
Within 1-2 days from submitting the form, you should receive confirmation along with payment instructions. Thank you!
Terms and Conditions
Cancellations
Hot, Holy & Humorous reserves the right to cancel the event up to 70 days before the retreat date.
Refund Policy
We understand that an important, illness, or other life occurrence can change your plans so that you would not be able to cruise. Please note the following refund policies:
- By March 15 – Full refund minus payment processing fees (charged by Stripe, not me)
- By June 15 – 70% refund minus payment processing fees (charged by Stripe, not me)
- After June 15 – No refund available (see note below)
After June 15, the money has been spent to secure the room block, meeting space, guest speakers, supplies, etc. If you must cancel, please contact me so that we can look into other options.
Force Majeure
Neither party hereto will be liable or responsible to the other for any loss or damage or for any delays or failure to perform due to causes beyond its reasonable control including, but not limited to, acts of God, strikes, epidemics, war, riots, civil unrest, flood, fire, tsunami, volcano, sabotage, air space closure, ground stop(s), a U.S. Department of State Travel Warning or any other circumstances of like character (“force majeure occurrence”).
Indemnification
Attendee agrees to indemnify and hold J. Parker and respective officers, agents, and employees free and harmless from all liability, loss, damage, costs, and all other claims for expenses asserted against any of them which may arise from injuries to persons or property occasioned by the intentional or negligent acts or omissions of Attendee or representatives.