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What Should a Groom Know about His Wedding Night?

Several weeks ago, Eric and Heather Viets of Preengaged guest posted about how much singles should know about sex before their wedding night, and I followed up with what I wish I’d known before my own wedding night. My post was geared toward the bride, but one male reader suggested I give pointers for the groom.

To make sure I communicate well to the men out there, I’m going to give my advice in sports-speak. Don’t worry, dude. If you’re not a sports guy, you’ll still get it. But if you’re into sports, or have seen so much as a little league game, perhaps the analogies will help.

Football field: Team Honeymoon
(photo: Microsoft Word Clip Art)

Choose your team. You can cross this one off. As soon as you got down on one knee (you did do that, didn’t you?), and asked her to marry you, you’d made your first, middle, and last draft pick. That woman you’re ready to say “I do” to is The One — the lady you’ve chosen to walk beside in this journey of life. And she’ll look fabulous in the uniform (wedding dress and later…well, you know).

Planning the plays. Closer to the wedding, discuss your expectations and plan for the wedding night — also known as the kickoff for your marriage. There’s not one single way to execute an opening play.

Here’s an example. When I was in college, I had a close friend who was a true romantic. This guy oozed poetry and sensitivity, while still being entirely masculine. (Yes, girls crushed all over him.) He once said, “On my wedding night, I’m not going to worry about consummating. I just want to hold her close to me all night long.” To which I replied, “What?!!! This poor girl’s been waiting 20-something years for sex, and you’re going to make her wait another night?”

Perhaps this is a flip-flop of the gender stereotypes, but it illustrates well that expectations for the wedding night matter. A little before the wedding, talk about your marriage day schedule, figuring out when you’ll likely arrive at your hotel room and what you want to do when you’re finally alone. Some couples sleep for a while after an exhausting day, so they have fresh energy for their first sexual encounter. Some couples want time to dine, talk, and cuddle before moving on to more. Some couples want the clothing to start flying as soon as they hit the hotel room threshold.

Also be willing to do what she needs to feel comfortable with your first experience. You may be busting at the seams to get goin’, but start out right by considering your wife’s needs ahead of your own (Philippians 2:1-3). You’ve waited this long; you can hold on a bit longer to help your bride feel ready.

Coaching. Every team has a coach. Your ultimate coach is the One who gave you this sexual gift to begin with — aka God. So let His Word coach you about your attitude toward your wife and your marital intimacy. Take a look at the scriptures specifically about marriage (see Genesis 2; Ephesians 5; 1 Corinthians 7; and Song of Solomon), but also any scripture about how we should treat our brother or sister in Christ (like Philippians 2:5, Romans 12:10, 1 Corinthians 13:7; John 13, 34).  I’ve even written about the Gospel’s effect on the marital bedroom.

In addition, God has several assistants on His team — for instance, sexual intimacy authors like me and married mentors at your church and medical experts to address specific issues. Be willing to consult accordingly.

Specific plays. So you want to know what to actually do when you get there, right? As I said, there’s no step 1, step 2, step 3 manual, and couples vary in what they like and what provides them the most mutual pleasure. But here are a few general tips:

Take it slow. I addressed this more specifically in One Sex Tip I Give to Husbands Over and Over, but basically, most guys heat up more quickly than most women. Take that into account. You don’t need to get to the bedroom and hit a homer right off the bat. More baseball games are won by going from base to base to base until you cross home plate. Same with sex. Be willing to take your time and enjoy each step of the sexual encounter.

Know her body. When you play on a team, you have to know something about your fellow teammates — their strengths, their weaknesses, how you best work together. Likewise, know something about the female body and your wife’s body in particular. Familiarize yourself with female anatomy (see Her Plumbing from The Marriage Bed). Then on your wedding night, explore your wife’s body and figure out where and how your wife likes to be touched and aroused. Knowing her better means you’ll be able to work in tandem better, scoring big for the team.

Make small adjustments. Many times in sports, a play would have been successful if the ball had gone just a little to the right or the defensive player had been just a few feet to the left. When starting out your sex life, remember this concept. You don’t have to try everything in the first week. Just explore by stages. Shift your sexual position a little this way, apply a bit less or a bit more pressure, make small adjustments that increase her pleasure…and thus yours. Your repertoire will slowly expand.

Make sure you both score. If one team member has a horrible game, it affects the whole team. So pay attention to her pleasure, as well as your own. I’m not talking specifically about orgasm (many wives don’t achieve this at first), but help her “score” with pleasure. Attend to her enjoyment, and do what you can to make this a positive experience for her. If she does orgasm, great, but if she doesn’t, having a positive, pleasurable experience will likely help her reach that peak in the future.

Remember she’s her own player. Let your wife know that your marriage bed will be a secure place for her to figure out her sexuality. Not enjoying it right off the bat, or struggling with positions, or having difficulty climaxing, are not uncommon for newlywed wives. Don’t take it personally; she’s still figuring things out too. Assure her that you’ve got a lifetime to build a beautiful sex life together and that you’re committed to helping you both enjoy the physical sensations and deep intimacy that come with healthy sexuality in marriage.

Let her know what the game means to you. Finally, communicate lovingly about your desire and sexual satisfaction. Don’t get penalized for “excessive celebration.” You know the kind: When the winning player acts like he did it alone and he’s the best thing since Superman. If you really want to be her hero, remind your wife that sex means so much because it physically expresses and nurtures your deep intimate love for her.

I’d love to hear from the married couples out there: What tips would you give a groom on his wedding night? Husbands, especially: What do you wish you’d known on your wedding night?

9 thoughts on “What Should a Groom Know about His Wedding Night?”

  1. This would make a great little booklet to give to a nearly married man. Include the linked to articles as additional chapter., maybe.

    1. Thanks! That means a lot coming from a guy. (I’m feeling all sports-like still and wish I could high-five you! 🙂 )

  2. J,

    I love your sports themed post on wedding night sex – it is very well done and made me smile!

    You highlighted a very important point. Both teams “scoring” doesn’t necessarily mean making her “O”. It didn’t happen for my wife as our wedding night was the first time for both of us but looking back I don’t think we cared all that much. I remember thinking that night as I went to sleep holding my bride that I had waited so long to please in that way (6 years!) that Jesus could now come back and I’d be ok with it 🙂

    There are a few things that I wish I knew before my wedding night. All of them tie back to J’s “Take it slow” point, but I’ll expound.

    Nights last a long time. Longer than you will champ. Even though you joked in the locker room that you will last all night science will humble you. Despite the risk of being too graphic I’ll attempt to explain it this way and piggy back on J’s metaphor. Once you are ready to finally head for the end zone, home plate, the basket, the goal…enter and stop. Don’t thrust. Just be united and stare into her eyes. Play with her hair. Hug her. Embrace her. Whisper the feelings in your heart softly into her ear. Don’t try to get her off because it isn’t going to happen. I would suggest waiting at least 1 minute (preferably more) before you start thrusting. You won’t last long once you start despite your athletic skills and massive ego.

    Use lube. We were luckily enough to have someone let us in on that secret, but just in case others don’t know…yeah use that stuff the first time.

    You will probably feel really weird the first time she looks at your fully naked body. Imagine how she feels. Bust out the “Sexy hero pose” to make you both feel at ease.

    Lastly, don’t treat your wife’s body like you would a new car. There are a lot of new features and exiting things to look at, touch, feel, kiss. It’s overwhelming the first time you get to see all of it, and have access to it, all at once. Don’t work yourself into a frenzy. It’s fine to explore (make sure she gives you the green light before you assume everything is on limits) but you can’t possibly touch all of the parts you want to at the same time. And even if you could she probably wouldn’t like it.

    J, you’ve blessed so many. Keep up the great work. I look forward to checking your site every Monday and Thursday for great sex tips from a Biblical perspective.


  3. Jon – I like most of your comment but please be careful not to isolate those who do not fit into the box you’ve painted – I came on my wedding night from vaginal sex (we were both virgins) and we had no need for lube, although we definitely brought some along.

    I hope that everyone can remember – you are unique and so is your spouse and your marriage bed – it’s not wrong if it’s different than everyone else’s, just uniquely yours!

    Much love to all.

  4. My wife and I were both virgins on our honeymoon. Great article, by the way. My advice is this. 1) discuss beforehand what your expectations are so that you don’t have one person expecting oral sex and the other person expecting intercourse and that’s it. 2) use lube. all the lube you can. 3) Be prepared for it not being pleasant. I’ve been married 3 years and, honestly, i’m still a little traumatized over seeing how much it hurt my wife the first time we had sex, until the hymen broke at least. So just no, this isn’t going to be a great night. But it will open the door for many wonderful nights to come. And, I would get to know how to do manual stimulation on your wife rather than just fumbling around and getting frustrated like I did.

  5. I’m probably not the intended audience anyway, but I think the title needs to be changed. It should be, “What Should a Christian Virgin Groom Know about His Wedding Night?” For many, this experience has already taken place with the one they are going to marry. And, for many this experience has taken place with someone they are not going to marry. Sure, advice is still advice. But I think the motivation behind the article is that of an experience that has been built with anticipation. And that anticipation built by 2 Christian people, who are emotionally and spiritually and physically healthy (more emphasis on the emotionally and spiritually because any 2 physically healthy people can have sex). In fact, I think this is the premise of this entire website/blog. I was so sexually, spiritually, and emotionally broken on my wedding night (still am in many ways) that reading through this just seems like fantasy. Sure, I can watch the film. But those moments are gone. So, I wouldn’t be able to give any tips.

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  7. This is so excellent! I am incredibly thankful to see this information to know about the wedding night, especially for someone who plans to be a virgin until that night were to come! That first night may not come for a while, but it’s still good to prepare for that wedding at this stage in my opinion. This is so cool, J! This needs to go into the playbook for sure! Actually, this should be the “playbook”. This is so descriptive. Thank you!

    I thank you & everyone who is giving advice to this, especially for guys! The willingness & wise counsel here in the comments & article helps take a lot of pressure off! If there are any more articles you know about like this, do you think you could possibly tell me? Thanks once again! Excellent!

    1. Thanks, T.C.! Glad to help.

      I do recommend dating and engaged couples check out I’ve blogged about sex for them before, and they do an excellent job helping couples prepare for marriage and remain pure until their wedding night. Many blessings!

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