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Resolution Week: "And Now for Something Completely Different…"

To me, New Year = Fresh Start. Yes, I know it’s just a date on the calendar, but it feels like a new beginning is on the horizon.

You don’t need the New Year, though. Whenever you want, you can press the reset button and do things differently from how you did them before. That’s what I want to talk about today, on the last day of Resolution Week—just doing something different with the sexual intimacy in your marriage.

Why do something different?

Readers come to my blog for two main reasons: (1) to figure out how to address a problem with the sex in their marriage, or (2) to get ideas on how to maintain and nurture the sex in their marriage.

(There’s a third group, a very small one, who read to find out what “the other side” is saying and pipe up from time to time to debate. But let’s not worry about them.)

For those in either of the two main groups, you’ve been doing X, but doing Y could make things better. If you have sexual struggles, you can receive:

  • encouragement to pursue better sexual intimacy
  • insight about how your spouse might be thinking or feeling about the situation
  • summaries of medical, scientific, and common-sense approaches to resolving physiological obstacles
  • biblical perspectives on God’s design for sex in marriage
  • suggestions for meeting your spouse’s emotional and sexual needs, or getting your own met
  • how-to tips for making sex better for you and for your beloved

If you have healthy physical intimacy in your marriage, you can receive:

  • how-to tips for specific sexual activities
  • inspiration to have more frequent and/or more intimate sex
  • regular reminders to keep doing what makes your spouse feel loved
  • biblical insight about how your marital intimacy reflects God’s goodness
  • updates on sex research that can improve your pleasure or connection
  • ways to expand your sexual repertoire

But let’s face it: Hot, Holy & Humorous is about persuading you to do something even a little different from what you did before. If every reader remains in absolute stasis, what’s the point of me writing another word?

Yet, I do write. I do hear from readers. I do know this site, along with other marriage ministries, has a positive impact.

Is different automatically better?

In case you didn’t get the reference in this post’s title, “And now for something completely different” was a catchphrase from the British show Monty Python’s Flying Circus. It was inserted in between comedy sketches, some of which were really great and some of which were what were they thinking?

Likewise, just doing something different in or regarding your marriage bed could be a what were you thinking? moment. But it could also be really great.

How do you know your idea is different-great?

1. It aligns with God’s design for sex in marriage.

Whatever you do in the marriage bed should be God-approved, mutually acceptable, and spouse-honoring. It should align with God’s will.

2. It benefits both of you.

It should be something that not only serves your ends, but also meets your spouse’s longings. Marriage isn’t about you or me, but rather us. You don’t want one spouse thinking the new thing is great while the other responds, “What on earth were you thinking?”

3. It is pursued in love.

You can have wonderful intentions, but if your tactics stink, you won’t get far. Your spouse will likely, and understandably, become defensive. So the different thing you go after should be pursued in a loving way, without pressure or manipulation.

To Leap or to Toddle?

If I had a dollar for every time I or one of my podcast partners said the phrase “baby steps,” we’d be retreating on a Caribbean beach somewhere right now. Working, of course—wink, wink—but with our toes in the sand and the water lapping at our ankles.

Truth is, when one spouse wants to do something different, the other spouse can get worried. What do you mean “different”? Am I not enough? Are you going to want that weird thing again? I refuse to dress up as a gorilla no matter how turned on it might make you! ~snicker~

Now some of you should leap into something different. You’ve been in a pit for far too long, and you need to jump into a marriage class or counseling. Or perhaps you two are mutually on board with trying something sexual that’s a little “out there”—not outside God’s design, but pretty creative.

For most spouses, however, baby steps are the way to go.

Just do something a little extra or different next time, then expand a little from there, then to the next thing and the next thing… Until your baby steps have gotten you down the path a ways and you’re both happy with where you are.

Different Strokes for Different Folks

So what are some “different but great” ideas? Let me help!

Below are more than 20 suggestions. Each item is not for every couple. Find something that would benefit your particular marriage or brainstorm your own ideas.

Just choose something, or several somethings, different to do this year and see how it can improve your sexual intimacy. If it doesn’t work, you can always chuck it and try something else.

Note: Remember that when it’s something God specifically calls us to do, it may take a while to see the positive results. “And let us not grow weary of doing good, for in due season we will reap, if we do not give up” (Galatians 6:9 ESV).

10 thoughts on “Resolution Week: "And Now for Something Completely Different…"”

  1. drew-averagehusband

    Awesome post. Thanks.

    I did have to chuckle at a few points. My wife and I are so completely opposite in so many ways – and sex is no different. I can’t tell you how many times we’ve tried something different and she’s said “I bet you really liked how that felt, because I didn’t really care for it.” And usually she was spot on. It’s a challenge, but one worth the effort.

  2. Thanks as ever for your helpful post. I always find them interesting and thought provoking.
    My wife and I have been married over 40 years and trying ‘something completely different is in my opinion so important to keep the fun, excitement and spar in a marriage.

    For many years I was the one to suggest things, however more recently my wife has suggested things which is very encouraging.

    Keep up the good work!

  3. Anonymous lady

    I know I should want to try new things and I know I am supposed to as a wife, to invest into this area. But man oh man, I have zero desire for my husband, I’m not physically attracted to him, and I just get stuck in that. How do you move past that? I know he feels duped by marriage bc he is not desired or shown affection the way he wants and I do too bc I never realized marriage was based so much on intimacy! Don’t laugh! I grew up witnessing my parents as co laborers and nothing more. I don’t know how to stop the train wreck in my mind and turn it around. Everything feels awkward, we are so distant, I feel so alone…and yet i know that i know that i know i have got to progress in this area before anything else and lay my own issues aside. Help!!!!

    1. There’s a lot packed into this one comment, and I obviously cannot answer you in a short comment here either. Instead, I’m going to suggest you check out three resources:
      First, check out the blog The Forgiven Wife, written by a wife whose desire was very low, but she found her way to healthy sexual intimacy in your marriage:
      Second, listen to our podcast, which will help re-form your views about how women experience sexual intimacy (a lot of the standard advice out there isn’t matched to real wives):
      Third, check out my guest post on To Love Honor and Vacuum, which covers not being attracted to your husband (and Sheila there also links to a post she wrote on the same topic):

      Praying for you.


    Wow timely response to bring me back here. Thank you. Some health issues def derailed me but I still feel the same and pushing past this mental issue! Declaring healing physically and emotionally. Realizing I need healing securely too but I don’t know why or how so I am praying through that as well. I’m gonna get a breakthrough this time and I’m declaring it now!!!!

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